Friday, June 23, 2006
Monday, December 12, 2005
Holiday Muffin Quixtar
Did you know that muffins contain acerbic acid and can explode on impact. Quixtar muffins don't explode no more. They use licopene and smell delicious before impact. And impact doesn't even make exploid muffin.
Me mom make Quixtar muffins taste like paradise. Watch Harry Potter last night for me mate and got nubble nibbles downtown. Nuff sed. Ya ya.
She make a move to steal him from me but I got muffing magic nothing babe. You cant take that away. Oh no. You cannot never take Quixtar away.
Bring Ken McDonald back!
Friday, August 19, 2005
Lumpy Dump Quixtar Thump
Get da boing boing horizontal Quixtar thumpin. Gee-rind in time to the juicy-juicy wine. Push it in like you need it to satisfy that urge you gots flowing down yer body rockin.
Shout. Rout. Shake it out. Twist it to begin it and celebrate within it. The energy give me and you thrill relations and sick sick motivations. Burning fire beneath the skin sizzling again and again. Get it hot. Get it right. Get it tonight.
Not Quixtar in the end. Quixtar last and begins again. Refresh. Renew. Recycle. Eschew. Quixtar suckle-bunny huckle-berry pie.
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Quixtar Pressure Cookers
Me mate got mad Quixtar Pressure Cookers for birthday hoppy happy fun time. Cooky recipe give me grammy we have jubilee. Mate spill chunky soupy sauce on me tinny wappo and we dance fun fun kikapoo.
Kelly Miller running shoes give me kikapoo mouse cheese. Itchy sleeping bag with tiny feet run to mouse hole. Sushi give Quixtar happy fresh taste to give IBOs winning advantage for market name to happy joy business.
Kibby Wibby gindo plop.
Friday, June 10, 2005
Quixtar Fluffy Snuggles
I got wearing shoes to Quixtar fluffy snuggles itchy sweater. I got slinky dress to wear fluffy snuggles sweater. What is that you guess it. Quixtar Fluffy snuggles warm toasty fun!
When me look at you me get all weak kneed and drooly because Quixtar fluffy snuggles. Happy when you talk me to be important about Quixtar fluffy snuggles. The snuggly feelings I become when you dream with me in the dewey meadow morning fluffy Quixtar snuggles.
The joy be happy for fun fluffy snuggles. Ken McDonald gone bye-bye but fluffy snuggles hear to stay. Hooray
Saturday, May 14, 2005
Pepper Annie Coleslaw
Dat little boy who has big horn to blow got sick and then took Double X and feel mooch beeter. Swirling head clear no kitty smells divulge boy astonishing cat.
One day me stage coach television belittle assigning value quadrants to the innefficiant backtron. Just then quality abondin creatin linked amommie den.
Because Quixtar benefactors deceive circuituously engaging revolver cycles. Be warned, bad thinking job seekers desire Quixtar ken McDonald besiggers.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Thursday, April 21, 2005
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Quixtar Fun Happy Sweet
Burn her Quixtar eyes, without hope of understanding them.
Kiss her Quixtar mouth, that you may fathom its strange tongue.
Indulge in her brown Quixtar skin because it reminds you of mother.
Smell her Quixtar mind, because it is not your own,
but so sweet, so familiar.
Like coming home to a native land
your pale and happy Quixtar hands can only faintly fathom.
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Quixtar Dogshow
I met someone at the dog show
She was holding my left arm
But everyone was acting normal so I tried to look nonchalant
We both said, "I really love you,"
The Shriners loaned us cars
We raced up and down the sidewalk twenty thousand million times
Why did they send her over anyone else?
How should I react? These things happen to other people
They don't happen at all, in fact
When you're followin' an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead
Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest things
I heard they had a space program
When they sing you can't hear, there's no air
Sometimes I think I kind of like that and
Other times I think I'm already there
Gonna ask for my admission
Gonna speak to the man in charge
The secretary says he's on another line,
Can I hold for a long, long time?
I found out she's an angel
I don't think she knows I know
I'm worried that something might happen to me
If anyone ever finds out
Why? Why did they send her over anyone else?
How should I react? These things happen to other people
They don't happen at all
When you're followin' an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead
Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest things
I heard they had a space program
When they sing you can't hear, there's no air
Sometimes I think I kind of like that and
Other times I think I'm already there
When you're following an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body of a building?
Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead
Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest thing
Sunday, February 06, 2005
Quixtar Super Bowl
Quixtar Donovan McNabb run football n wash socks in SA8 to score touchdown. Tom Brady throw XS ball to run Super Bowl big score. Me mate love Super Bowl to get happy happy Quixtar boys to show plan. Score with new way to make money maker make money money. Boys cheer touchdown score big surprise get boys Super info packet starter kit to Quixtar success.
Commercials fun time silly quack. Where that duck is. Bafflack! Bafflack! Ja ja ja ja. So funny Super Bowl duck. Where duck? quackquack. Quixtar duck give happy joy success. Wheee!
Saturday, January 22, 2005
Sock Monkey Love
Sock monkey Quixtar Love bunny fun. Monkey typey slappity dappity sing song a long. Quixtar sock monkey fun time dance. Rich monnkey pay Quixtar sock monkey PV/VD emberress too McDonald's franchise. Hippity hop to quixtar sock monkey barber shop.
Monday, January 10, 2005
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
Quixtar Warning
Quixtar Warning!
A. If Quixtar Breathed In:
1. Move the patients into the fresh area.
2. If breath stops, give artificial respiration.
3. Go to hospital right away.
B. If Quixtar polluted skin:
1. Wash skin for 15 minute with a lot of water.
2. Take off the polluted coat & shoes, do not put them on unless they are cleaned.
3. Go to hospital right away.
C. If Quixtar Polluted Eye:
1. Open the eyelid and wash eye for 15 minute with a lot of water.
2. Go to hospital right away.
D. If Quixtar Swallowed:
1. If patients keep the consciousness, drink two cups of water and make vomiting, then go hospital right away.
2. If patients loss consciousness, or have shaking trouble, please do not feed anything, go to hospital right away.
Quixtar Butterscotch
Me gots me yummy tummy Quixtar butterscotch. Alligator chase me mate to Quixtar swamp n me mate gots mighty scurred. The lovely movely shovely baby kitty meow in me cushion. Spikkle trickle hippety hop, me want go to Quixtar shop.
Sandwich mamwhich I love ewe. Quixtat mickstar happy chew.

