I Love Quixtar

I Love Quixtar. I really love Quixtar. Quixtar Rules. Quixtar is awesome. Quixtar makes me feel like a winner. Quixtar Quixtar Quixtar. Quixtar can do no wrong. Ken McDonald is God.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Quixtar Fuckers

Quixtar Fuck
Pussy Shit
MotherFucker Quixtar
Cunt Cock
Asshole Shithead
Quixtar Cocksucker
Dickhead Quixtar
Bastard Bitch

Monday, December 12, 2005

Holiday Muffin Quixtar

Did you know that muffins contain acerbic acid and can explode on impact. Quixtar muffins don't explode no more. They use licopene and smell delicious before impact. And impact doesn't even make exploid muffin.

Me mom make Quixtar muffins taste like paradise. Watch Harry Potter last night for me mate and got nubble nibbles downtown. Nuff sed. Ya ya.

She make a move to steal him from me but I got muffing magic nothing babe. You cant take that away. Oh no. You cannot never take Quixtar away.

Bring Ken McDonald back!

Friday, August 19, 2005

Lumpy Dump Quixtar Thump

Get da boing boing horizontal Quixtar thumpin. Gee-rind in time to the juicy-juicy wine. Push it in like you need it to satisfy that urge you gots flowing down yer body rockin.

Shout. Rout. Shake it out. Twist it to begin it and celebrate within it. The energy give me and you thrill relations and sick sick motivations. Burning fire beneath the skin sizzling again and again. Get it hot. Get it right. Get it tonight.

Not Quixtar in the end. Quixtar last and begins again. Refresh. Renew. Recycle. Eschew. Quixtar suckle-bunny huckle-berry pie.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Quixtar Pressure Cookers

Me mate got mad Quixtar Pressure Cookers for birthday hoppy happy fun time. Cooky recipe give me grammy we have jubilee. Mate spill chunky soupy sauce on me tinny wappo and we dance fun fun kikapoo.

Kelly Miller running shoes give me kikapoo mouse cheese. Itchy sleeping bag with tiny feet run to mouse hole. Sushi give Quixtar happy fresh taste to give IBOs winning advantage for market name to happy joy business.

Kibby Wibby gindo plop.

Friday, June 10, 2005

Quixtar Fluffy Snuggles

I got wearing shoes to Quixtar fluffy snuggles itchy sweater. I got slinky dress to wear fluffy snuggles sweater. What is that you guess it. Quixtar Fluffy snuggles warm toasty fun!

When me look at you me get all weak kneed and drooly because Quixtar fluffy snuggles. Happy when you talk me to be important about Quixtar fluffy snuggles. The snuggly feelings I become when you dream with me in the dewey meadow morning fluffy Quixtar snuggles.

The joy be happy for fun fluffy snuggles. Ken McDonald gone bye-bye but fluffy snuggles hear to stay. Hooray

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Pepper Annie Coleslaw

Dat little boy who has big horn to blow got sick and then took Double X and feel mooch beeter. Swirling head clear no kitty smells divulge boy astonishing cat.

One day me stage coach television belittle assigning value quadrants to the innefficiant backtron. Just then quality abondin creatin linked amommie den.

Because Quixtar benefactors deceive circuituously engaging revolver cycles. Be warned, bad thinking job seekers desire Quixtar ken McDonald besiggers.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

My Sexy Quixtar Pet

Me gots happy sexy Quixtar pet with furry fun cuddles. Me pet slink away and come back with purry Quixtar sweetness. I feed pet crunchy bars of love and get sexy beefcake strong arm. Joy joy joy joy joy joy.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Ken McDonald Leave Sad

Ken McDonald leave Quixtar sad time. No more happy fun time Ken McDonald bye bye away. Me like Ken McDonald lead Quixtar exciting Icommerce success win win win. Have good time Ken McDonald we miss you big fun.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Quixtar Fun Happy Sweet

Burn her Quixtar eyes, without hope of understanding them.
Kiss her Quixtar mouth, that you may fathom its strange tongue.
Indulge in her brown Quixtar skin because it reminds you of mother.
Smell her Quixtar mind, because it is not your own,
but so sweet, so familiar.
Like coming home to a native land
your pale and happy Quixtar hands can only faintly fathom.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Quixtar Dogshow

I met someone at the dog show
She was holding my left arm
But everyone was acting normal so I tried to look nonchalant
We both said, "I really love you,"
The Shriners loaned us cars
We raced up and down the sidewalk twenty thousand million times

Why did they send her over anyone else?
How should I react? These things happen to other people
They don't happen at all, in fact

When you're followin' an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead
Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest things

I heard they had a space program
When they sing you can't hear, there's no air
Sometimes I think I kind of like that and
Other times I think I'm already there

Gonna ask for my admission
Gonna speak to the man in charge
The secretary says he's on another line,
Can I hold for a long, long time?

I found out she's an angel
I don't think she knows I know
I'm worried that something might happen to me
If anyone ever finds out

Why? Why did they send her over anyone else?
How should I react? These things happen to other people
They don't happen at all

When you're followin' an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead
Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest things

I heard they had a space program
When they sing you can't hear, there's no air
Sometimes I think I kind of like that and
Other times I think I'm already there

When you're following an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body of a building?
Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead
Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest thing

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Quixtar Super Bowl

Quixtar Donovan McNabb run football n wash socks in SA8 to score touchdown. Tom Brady throw XS ball to run Super Bowl big score. Me mate love Super Bowl to get happy happy Quixtar boys to show plan. Score with new way to make money maker make money money. Boys cheer touchdown score big surprise get boys Super info packet starter kit to Quixtar success.

Commercials fun time silly quack. Where that duck is. Bafflack! Bafflack! Ja ja ja ja. So funny Super Bowl duck. Where duck? quackquack. Quixtar duck give happy joy success. Wheee!

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Sock Monkey Love

Sock monkey Quixtar Love bunny fun. Monkey typey slappity dappity sing song a long. Quixtar sock monkey fun time dance. Rich monnkey pay Quixtar sock monkey PV/VD emberress too McDonald's franchise. Hippity hop to quixtar sock monkey barber shop.

Monday, January 10, 2005

Quixtar Happy Sad Spit

Me put spit in the Quixtar handbag for Suntime
game. Grody yuch blech. Nifty nasty poo.
Take Quixtar pant off to iron n evaporate spit
to sanitize. Spit in shower not grody. Spit in handbag grody to max. Kitty kitty
meow purr slurp.

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Quixtar Warning

Quixtar Warning!
A. If Quixtar Breathed In:
1. Move the patients into the fresh area.
2. If breath stops, give artificial respiration.
3. Go to hospital right away.
B. If Quixtar polluted skin:
1. Wash skin for 15 minute with a lot of water.
2. Take off the polluted coat & shoes, do not put them on unless they are cleaned.
3. Go to hospital right away.
C. If Quixtar Polluted Eye:
1. Open the eyelid and wash eye for 15 minute with a lot of water.
2. Go to hospital right away.
D. If Quixtar Swallowed:
1. If patients keep the consciousness, drink two cups of water and make vomiting, then go hospital right away.
2. If patients loss consciousness, or have shaking trouble, please do not feed anything, go to hospital right away.

Quixtar Butterscotch

Me gots me yummy tummy Quixtar butterscotch. Alligator chase me mate to Quixtar swamp n me mate gots mighty scurred. The lovely movely shovely baby kitty meow in me cushion. Spikkle trickle hippety hop, me want go to Quixtar shop.

Sandwich mamwhich I love ewe. Quixtat mickstar happy chew.